I was at a park, with my Husband, dave {satans little helper} He was doing some hideous voyeurism in the back of our van, and i was walking back from the can and in the parking lot, ...point defiance park. So, I heard this voice telling me " God is going to kill david porter today" and i thought about that and thought -well, if god is gonna do that , no one can stop him, so i opened the door and sat down in the doorway, and then i thought, but if anyone else tries to kill dave i will stop them, me and God of course....this went on for about oh i don't know, a few minutes, and then we drove around and we stopped by the zoo, {Tacoma} then i was just sitting there looking around, and i heard a voice telling me that God was going to kill me. hmmm,so well i thought i hope not,i was a little afraid but then, that voice just kept saying it, and i am not sure how long that went on but after a few days it was beginning to irritate me,and i saw a group of angels, with no faces, then i knew, i knew what was going on, and they were not holy....then that's when it happened, dave was flossing his teeth in the rear view mirror, and as i watched, his mouth fell open and his head grew and he had the mouth of a hippo...he then said, well are you gonna shit your pants now??? i was not afraid at all...ahhh just another beautiful reminder of my God's Love...
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